It looks like a monkey riding the top of a submerging submarine. Oh wait, just one second, it could be a portrait of Poseidon as he rides his mythical dolphin chariot into the sunset. But then again, maybe it is a metaphor for the collapse of the Japanese stock market in the mid 1990s. No wait, it's so obvious! It's clearly a beached whale, whose suffering from a horrible LSD flashback. In a sense, all of our t shirts are abstract t shirts with outlandish and sometimes twisted designs, but each abstract shirt in this particular collection takes the cake. Don't worry, you don't have to get it in order to love it. That's why it is called an abstract t shirt.